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My name is Michael Vincent Bramley, I'm an Englishman living in Brooklyn, New York - and plan to one day working in the comic industry as a writer/penciller.
I am married to illustrator Alice Meichi Li (www.alicemeichi.com). I love her very much, and I feel that she is driving me to great things. One day we will take over the world and spread order and chaos wherever we see fit, but until then - our ambitions primarily involve artwork and fine foods.
My rarely updated personal blog can be found at; explodingsuns.livejournal.com.